HO HO HO!

Did YOU KNOW that there is a hidden button on this page? You wont find it though. It leads to a secret, special page for special people.

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4/13/08

DID YOU MISS ME? YAY! I was gonna put up something but I decided not to. Just because..
You know what I want you people to do?
SPAM THIS FORUM:
http://z3.invisionfree.com/SuperBloodyRoadkillr

But hush hush, DON'T TELL THEM I TOLD YOU :D
..Seriously, don't.
I dont hate them, I'm just...bored..They need more action in their forum. So do it. NAO!

O YA, I might move to Freewebs. I like it better over there. It's so much more...you know...SATISFYING. </orgasm>

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3/7/08

WOO! The forums are a fail. I Totally fail it.
I did it for the lulz too.
...
So yup. I working on a Doom WAD (Its freaking huge) but its not coop or anything. And if you dont have a CLUE what Im talking about, look it up..or something.. Its for the original Doom game/Zdaemon (Doom, the game made what, 15 years ago? The one with bad graphics.) But if you play with people all over the world (sorta) then it gets AWESOME sometimes.
Do YOU have an e-penis?

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1/8/07

Now we know what Youtubers are thinking:


I'm just kidding of course.
O Y3@
Buy my new NEW HELL COMPUTERS!! THEY'RE NEW.


O Y3@
BUY MY ACTIanyways I'm done here.

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12/22/07

I cant believe its already near Christmas...I thought it would nevah come.
But anyways, I wont be here for the rest of the week, cuz I'm leaving.
TO THE MOVIES~!
Later on tonight.
So I'll be here the entire time, but not HERE. You know...here, uhh....here. Yeah.
So with that said, in order,
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
HAPPY HANIKUH (spelling?)
HAPPY QUANZA AND OTHERS
HAPPY NEW YEAR
And I think I'm done. Hopefully.

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12/08/07

I started playing that Doom Online thing...it was a bitch to set up at first. But it was worth it.

...
NOT
ONLY because it takes 2 or 3 seconds to respond to mine or anybody else's movements. So in other words I need a new computer.

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12/04/07

Now that I've heard of SOOO many stories like
"I made a website but it came a time when I was paying THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF MONTH~!"
that's when I decided that I shouldn't pay for web hosting even though I know it's probably worth it...
But then again this site isn't something to brag about...obviously..
What the hell is Fifth Disease?

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11/28/07

How many updates WILL Firefox need? I swear, I needed to update 3 or 4 times this month.
<main-subject> Ok, so I came back about a month and a half early. I couldn't help it.</main-subject>
There was a huge food fight last Tuesday (not exactly HUGE, but anyways?) and everyone ran like roaches trying to escape while I was brave enough to stay. Hehe, just kidding. I didn't really know what was going on at first. But I DID stay and help clean up. And I had to because the people that actually started it INCLUDING about 100 inosent people ran out of the cafeteria, so that gave them a free pass to early(ER) class (HEY, that rhymes) and the rest of the innosent people had to help clean up what we didn't even start. INJUSTICE~!!11!!!111!eleven1!!
So yeah. Bill Clinton visited the Barnes and Noble I usually go to with my friends yesterday (Tuesday, 7:15pm) So....yup.
And thats all he wrote.

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11/18/07

OHKAY. I need to do something here. It just looks so....boring...
and you would think that I should update in the MORNING instead of at night (Its not gonna change anyway).
OH YEAH, im not updating for the rest of the year Im not updating for ten days. For no reason. Supposedly. So poor you, poor ALL OF YOU.
But I WILL COME BACK~! I promise. I never forget I always forgetSOMETIMES.
So yeah, I'll see ALL OF YOU in The Newest Year EVERI'll see you on the 28th.


(2008 2007, duh.)

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11/12/07

4+12=16
16 days without updating...must be a curse. (..?)
And im kinda bored. *Yawwwnnn* So yeah there really isnt anything to update about. Im just here to let you know im still alive....as if anybody really cared. Oooo, I just burned myself. Crappy burn, INDEED!
So right know I guess I'll start babbling on and on and on and on about totally random things like when I went to the dry cleaners but I forgot mychangesoIhadtogobacktomyhousetogetstuffbutmyhousewasrobbed soIcalledthepoliceandtheyleftsemenallovertheplacegoddamnit.

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10/27/07

My friend NEVER published his site. Boo Hoo to him. No quick link for him either.
I have an awful urge to play a game, but its too...early...And i mean, while i could do all of the school work im missing PLUS the homework that is due on Monday all for a class im FAILING, i would much rather play a freaking game.
UuuhhhhhhhggguuuUUUUUHHHGGGGGGggg.

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10/13/07

LESZER UPDATEZ LAWLZ~
WARNING- this is NOT an update. This is a DOWNDATE. And if i had something to update about then i would update EVERY FREAKING DAY i think. OOOHOOHOO...chills.
so when you see "downdate" after the dashes, then it is a downdate, which is something the exact opposite of an update. UH OH, since i just explained a new feature of the site, it should be considered an update...GASP. Then consider this an EXAMPLE...slash update. WHOOO!!!
Damnit, i cant help it. This has just turned into an update. there IS a secret room in the site, and i wont be HALF suprised if you find it. or WILL I?

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10/6/07

today is unusually sunny...bad luck gonna happen? nahh...
THUS TODAY starts my THWEE DAY WEEKEND. So POP OUT THE APPLE CIDER cuz when i get really bored, thats what i do. Its a bored thing.
...besides hot cheetos...
you know what? i ran out. buy me some. HEY. think of all the things ive done for you. i have a gardening tool that can really hurt you. you wouldnt want that to happen, would you..?
HOE! thats right. hoe. gardening tool. get it? HAHA...ok that wasnt funny.

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9/28/07

so while everyone is storming through video game stores buying Gay Hoe 3-ER-i mean...halo 3...oh woops. darn. i lost my train of thought.
im going bowling tomorrow. yippie. i suck at bowling.
uhh...yup. there goes another important thought...forgotten...sniffle*

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9/21/07

it seems like every week i forget more and more about HYPERFUSE. But im not like those people to forget about their website FOREVER and never update again without a notice that the site will be FORGOTTEN.
And...
to celebrate the coming of fall, im going to wear tomorrow a TROPICAL button-down T-shirt. Its my way of yelling to mother nature that summer WILL COME AGAIN.
But you know what? Summer sucks only ONLY ONLY because it gets RIDICULOUSLY HOT down here. I just like it because i get three months of free time. I wouldnt mind if (insert season here) vacation would be a little chilly for ONCE.
And you know what has been bugging me? I already have people on myspace who post 1000 chains a day, so im already used to it. but now some people on MSN OF ALL PLACES are sending me E-MAILS with CHAINS IN THEM. i have never EVER got a chain in email until today. I hate chains. With a passion. A violent, fiery, animal-like passion.
And i hate people who type every single word in CAPS. you know, like

HEY SO HOW YOU DOING IM JUST ALL BORED TYPING THIS MESSAGE SO SEE YA.

or

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS IN 5 MINUTES YOU WILL DIE IN THIRTY SECONDS.

my point is, alot of times they might not even make sence, and they never use a period. they just kinda creep me out.
and if you DO do all of those things...then you might as well vent your frustration on me since i PROBABLY deserve it. (contact me page, DUH)
you also get a thumbs down. Burn.

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9/15/07

HOLY OH-MOLEY! I completely forgot about updating. But you know what sucks? I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to update about. Anything. And it's 10:16 at night. Uh oh, I'm starting to use correct punctuation.... I better quit it. RIGHT NOW!
ahh, there we go. it was getting addicting. now on to updates...oh, thats right. i have nothing to update about. i was somewhere else...i forgot where, though. it was a magic place...a free place...a place where there were stri--
...
uh, anyways, i think im almost done here...just a few tweaks here and there and we got ourselves a dog. oh crap, that didnt make sense. MOMMY!

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9/9/07

i moved alotta stuff around right now....
old news has been moved to the old news section. you should read some of it. i guess... i added QUICK LINKS! and i moved the shout box to the left. even though it feels more confertable on the right....too bad.
and im sick. uhg.
WHICH REMINDS ME.
i made a NEW FORUM instead of the old one. the link is now changed. and it looks better then the old one.

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9/4/07

FIRST update for this month. i think. woo.
i took down the undersh0k poster myspace thing because they havent done a DAMN THING for like two weeks. Shame on you.
And Im working on a page where you can download all sorts of stuff. its kinda stupid because...uhh...well you'll find out for yourself. its just going to be stupid. be warned...
and uhh...
uhhhhhh...
(i know there was something else...)
oh yeah, i took down those stupid pictures on the left...wait...that wasnt it....
well whatever.

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8/29/07

school hasnt killed me yet, but it will. trust me.
school is the reason i havent been able to work on my clay friggin mations. there is a 50 PERCENT CHANCE that i will have them in by sunday.

maybe. hey, if you've seen my other website that i used to have, you will see that i lie alot SORT OF.
but hey, i work as hard as i can to not lie.

STREET FIGHTAH!

Hey, you have to learn to rough it in the wild. Whatever that means.

My Therapist is BETTER than yours.