|
|
-------------------------
*updated 9/4/07--OK, i know the poor victim of this story will read this eventually, and i know i should take it down, but...no.
Its just going to be that way...*sigh*..
this story is written for the purpose of hatred of an evil little girl. and for the fact that she will never know that this
site exists.
ok so this stupid girl named april kept wanting to know if i liked her or not and by doing so, she decides to make up this
bogus story that involves a "cousin" of hers named avril to "take over" april's myspace, so avril was in contol of the myspace.
riggghhht...
ok, so "avril" asks me if i still like april.
"uhh no"
"cmon you can tell me i wont tell april"
"i dont like her"
GAHH cant this girl take a hint?
"you can tell me! i cant keep secrets!"
"GOD DAMMIT I DONT LIKE HER!"
"OK YOU FAGGOT YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL SHITTY AND EVERYHTING"
"YOU STARTED IT!!!!"
"GAHH YOU PIECE OF WHITE TRASH"
ok ill stop right there. i know april is the ONLY ONE who would ever say that.
ok, then april supposedly gets back "control" of her myspace. so to try and prove that avril exists, she calls me. well, she
didnt want to prove anything, but i said i wanted to talk to avril. then she pretends to that she is avril and starts yelling.
man, she must think im stupid. i can tell that voice is april.
so anyway, the next day april calls again. i want to talk to avril.
"uhhh...shes asleep"
"well then WAKE HER UP!"
"fine..."
now a REAL relative is at her house this time...is it avril...? HA!!!
ok, now april is the stupidist person in the world because she thinks i cant hear her on the phone. i can CLEARLY hear april
whisper "hey, pretend that your snoring" to someone else.
"yeah she wont wake up"
my ass.
and to prove her stupidity, she tells a friend of mine that her last name is lavign. SOUND FAMILIAR??!?! and if thats
not enough, she puts up a picture of "herself" on myspace. what did the picture show? AVRIL LAVIGN!!!!!!!!!
but no, lets go a little further. april said staight out to me that her "cousin's" picture on myspace was A REAL PICTURE OF
HER OWN COUSIN!!!!!!!! there's more? YES! APRIL SAID THAT HER COUSIN IS AN AWSOME SINGER!
ok, april, im not stupid. infact, im probably LITERALLY tens times smarter than you are. at least you were smart enough to
say, "ok, i made her up"
yeah, april, you must have some sort of imagination. the kind of imagination that makes you think that everyone you ask out
will go out with you. how many times just HAVE you been rejected? SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW? IN ONE YEAR?!?!
ok, im going a little to far, but hey, its not as bad as, well, you alone.
so there is my story. i told you that this story was written out of hatred, and ohhhh it was.
|
|
|