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8/24/07

school starts on monday. Expect the unfortunate amount of updates. but expect the VERY fortunate claymations i will be posting on newgrounds ON SUNDAY!
MAYBE!
dont worry, i probably will.

oh yeah, i was supposed to whore this group that two of my friends created on myspace. click on the image below the hyperfuse banner. Edit Text

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8/20/07

days pass so fast that i dont even realize that i havent updated.
im going to start HACKING ROMS (genisis ones) just for the heck of it.
and my claymations are on hold for now. the program i use isnt working...i mean, i have several ways to do it a different way...but its harder. and i dont have many ideas... Edit Text

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8/14/07

while i have no recollection of this moment, i was told a few days ago that when i was 1 or 2, i tripped hit my head RIGHT on the corner of a hard wooden table, crying like a friggin sissy (im surprised im not dead..). then when we arrived at the all night clinic, i was actually laughing. And i have had several head injuries over the past couple of years...im surprised that i dont have a concussion, and im serios. let me give you all the head injuries i can remember.
1. 6yrs:hit my head on a hard wooden chair. PAIN: 5/10
2. 13yrs: hit back of head on brick wall. PAIN: 7/10
3. 13yrs: hit back of head on bleachers. PAIN: 8/10
4. 13yrs: hit forehead incredibly hard on side of a door. PAIN: 9/10

i have had more injuries....i just cant remember them that well. and usually when i am injured badly, i end up on the floor laughing....its kinda creepy...
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8/13/07
MY CLAYMA--

ohhh, no time to celebrate. my clamation is indeed finished, and i posted it on newgrounds.
and it DOWNRIGHT SUCKS.
i mean, it barely passed judgement, and so far the overall score is 2/5. BUT i can and WILL do better. Edit Text

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8/10/07

dont expect many updates this month, i am working on a real time (wtf is that?) clay animation that i want to be AT LEAST 5 minutes long. im posting it on newgrounds soon.
oh yeah, my newgrounds account (that i created 2 weeks ago)
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8/8/07

this guy is always right. i dont know if it is because he is so delusional to think he is a pirate, if he is so pissed off at something and cant let it go, or if he will charge you $25 to kick your ass. your guess is as good as mine.
and i disagree with what he says alot. i must be wrong. Edit Text

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8/06/07

i played that army men game, RTS and HOLY SHIT it gets DEADLY hard near the last levels.
and gamespot sucks...
what? IM NOT THE ONLY ONE?!?! woo! Edit Text

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8/05/07

im back.
and...there really isnt anything new...
uhhh...hmm....
ok im trying really hard to THINK here...
well whatever. i found out yesterday that the pillows from the hotel that i stayed at are 10 years old...that REALLY didnt encourage me to use any pillows. but other than that, eerything went fine. there was a bunch of TAR that didnt come off of our cloths and skin unless we vigorously cleaned everything. and the pancakes i ate at this mexican restarant downright SUCKED.
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8/01/07 (8-1=7)

its time...
TO CELEBRATE!!!

why? why!? WHY!?!?
for you wrestling fans (omg...), RAW has tried, oh tried to get the ratings better, TRYING to put a good show.
2.5
LOWEST FUCKING RATING IN TEN YEARS (October 97, 2.3)
that is why we CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe now, vinnie mac will realize that as the suck balls further and further, that the show has SUCKED since 2003. 4 years. DAMN!
what is the answer? the same answer that brought the ECW show higher ratings before wrestlemania. the same answer that helped people ACTUALLY watch the show. the same answer that people agree with (well at least most)..
steve austin.
he does draw higher ratings usually, and the ONLY fault about him is he doesnt wrestle anymore. Vince SHOULD be at least smart enough to realize that...
and correction about yesterday's update, im going on friday.
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7/31/07

wow, i havent updated in 6 days...surprising? no. Im going to South Padre Island on thursday and coming back on saturday. It only takes my family 1-1/2 hours to get there since we live WAYYYYYYYYYYY down in TX. and there really hasnt been anything worth updating for...
I went to barnes and nobles on saturday waiting for hilary (one of my friends) to arrive in which she was...what, 30 MINUTES LATE? i was ABOUT to leave...but i didnt...
there was this manga book to show how to draw it and...its weird how you HAVE to draw the underclothes first, THEN the actual clothes. except for this girl who didnt need any...
so OKAY! im done for today... Edit Text

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7/25/07

150 views this month. not bad, really. even if there hasnt been views for...HMMM....4 days? yup.
i changed my youtube thing to monkeynumberzero. bwahaha.
i saw this clip from JACKASS where this guy puts a sock that looks like a mouse..over his...uhh....well anyways, he puts it in a box thing and a SNAKE is in there. it bit the "mouse". my stomach felt nausious. Edit Text

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7/24/07

normally a regular person would close their website for having no page views for 3 or 4 days.... but i am no regular person. seriously, i get uncontrollably hyper at the first day of school...then there comes lunch and OH EM GEE here we go again....the third stage of hell... with...an unspeakable name that might echo through your own school because the unspeakable person is THAT EVILLLL...and my P.E. SHORTS ARE TO DAMN TIGHT.
since there is no point in saying "HEY! email me for suggestions on how to get more page views!" then i will just have to find a good way myself...get AFFILIATED SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7/BLAH/07

hehe...unknown date....
i decided to put my myspace there...on the uhhh left.
you know what? ill do something special anytime it says "BLAH" on the date. im doing anything today though because there are no page views. so
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R0X3TS @R3 #!T!N' MY #0U$3 YO!
IT JUST GOT PWNED YO
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7/21/07

you know, if CNN or C-SPAN do not like prank calls, i have a suggestion, DO NOT TAKE ANY CALLS! but DAMN they are friggin hilarious. and alot of them are jokes about howard stern (obviously). C-span gets PWNED, OWNED AND BURNT (uhh, okk?) just about everyday.
MNZ has nearly been forgotten within the group....of MNZ. you know...my group, you know? YOU KNOW? well whatever.
AHHG! SO MUCH PAPER! I SHALL NOW VENT MY ANGER ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN! *punch* *jaw cracks*
WTOMFG
MY JAW BROKE EVEN THOUGH I SMASHED MY HAND THROUGH THE SCREEN
LYK OMG
now that i got that out of the way....
well yeah. thats basically it. im gonna go make pancakes. Edit Text

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7/20/07

new page called weird chats. i can let you download the chat i had. its downloadable because it is WAY BETTER then copy and paste. besides, it looks exactly like what it looks like when you talk on MSN. mwahaha. ha. HAHAHA!!!! Edit Text

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7/19/07

WTF WTF WTF!?!?!
I KNOW DUDE! WTF?!?!
the only reason i do videos and why my group is doing videos is because we GET TOO INSPIRED! like from...

poykpac
AVGN
amonz

AND other videos.
and i made a website because i was inspired by detstar, heranbago.com, chaos sanctum, etc (who gets inspired to make a site??)

MNZ (my group) i basically screwed. no videos. how sad. meow. Edit Text

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7/17/07

i changed some of the text in my past updates because ivan (one of my friends) said my site had LIES in it. that is true. it did have lies. where? the barnes and noble paragraph and the one about the freaky darkness game. i MADE A MISTAKE in the darkness paragragh, so i counted it as a lie. in the barnes and noble one, i lied on perpose because i didnt know if he would be mad if i said in public that he and i read a lesbian book which BY THE WAY had no nasty pictures or anything, just text. but dont worry, i changed the text and now my site is LIE FREE. hopefully...
MOVING ON.
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most of the people i mention here you probably dont know, but too bad.
me, hilary, and becca are supposed to go to the park for a video, but we never got to that....we dont know when we will do it, so our video is currently delayed. it is part of our new group, MNZ.
why are some people hot AND stupid? paris hilton is a good example....wait, scratch that. she is not dumb...well actually, she is, but uhh... you know what? LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
wierd al is AWSOME. (a bad way to move away from the paris hilton subject) i mean, have you heard of AMISH PARIDISE? hehe, funny.
yeah whatever. im finished for today. Edit Text

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7/16/07

its raining like hell over here. im scared. or at least is WAS raining like hell.
i just saw this video on youtube where this german kid was SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OFF all about a computer game called unreal tornament 3. he totally kicked the keyboard's ass by smashing it on his table, making most of the keys (most notably the ESCAPE button) fly off the keyboard.
WHILE
wrestling is going down the shit hole. im sorry but it truely is. crappier gimmicks, storylines, it definitly isnt what it used to be. the ATTITUDE is gone. The ECW is gone. EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT. and chris benoit just may have changed most of it.
no lets change the subject to...
uhhhh...
jerry
yeah that flash on newgrounds. it creeped me out at the end. and where he was having sex with all these girls BUT it did not show anything nasty...
that reminds me of me going to barnes and noble last sunday. it was fun exept for when SOMEBODY hit me on the mouth accidentally, but it was because i hit her VERY LIGHTLY with a toy. and then Ivan SECRETLY (good thing the manager didnt catch us) took a lesbian book =D and we SUPPOSEDLY read some of the text in the book. but holy crap, those books were fucking naughty. it had all kinds of words like cock, tits, g----
well i'll stop there. it was almost nasty if it werent for the fact that it was a book.
i spend 4 bucks on starbucks mocca frap but i didnt even drink it half way. then i bought cream soda but i didnt even drink it half way. i threw both of them away.
ill continue my story after i go to the restroom.
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k im back.
actually i really do not have anything to say...what a shame...
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7/13/07

there hasent been any page views for about a week....
fuck...
i got sorta depressed when i saw this site called DEATHSPACE where it shows dead myspace users...ALOT of them...
damn...
this video group im a part of is called MNZ. there arent any videos produced yet. too bad.
ACTUALLY
we were supposed to make a video today BUT a member couldnt make it (there are only three members...).
and i poped a pimple so large that i swear, the stuff shot out of my FACE onto the computer screen. that was the only alien that i have had for a couple of months....now its GONE! WOOOO!!!!!!!
i am impressed by how long a guy can go without updating his FUNCTIONAL/not-dead website....
lets rank sites from longes to shortest...
or at least the sites that i know...

1. Chaotic (about two years)(i'd consider it dead but it is fully functional)
2.Ignacio Heredia's personal site (about two years, pretty much dead)
3. Heran Bago (almost 4 months, still no update)
4. Detstar (3 months)

ok now, lets take out the almost dead ones.

1. Heran Bago
2. Detstar

hey, heranbago.com is one of my favorite sites and i have nothing against him but, 4 months is a LONG time in my opinion...
so yeah that so far is all i have to say.
so lets all get screwed. Edit Text

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7/11/07

the dentist appointment was more paiful then usual..and im going to be apart of a comedy video group called (i dont know yet) and its a party of three, unless we come up with more people. actually, its kinda a party of two because one member is the camera-woman. well anywayss. i was gonna create a group of my own but NO.
we will create a myspace for the group, and a youtube account for it too.
im gonna make a section for the group as soon as i know what it is. but right now i made a section for..well an about me section. or about us. whatever.
P.S. i am writing this on 7/10/07 right after my appointment because i dont know if i will update tommorow. Edit Text

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7/10/07

WAIT!! DONT CONSIDER ME DEAD!
it was pure coinsidence that i lost internet for two days...and so did the library...
hehe im just kidding but i did lose internet for two days..
and i have a dentist appoinment (FUCK!) and two videos finished BUT not edited together yet...
so yup. Edit Text

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7/7/07

seriously, whats so special about 777? is it lucky? i havent gotten lucky yet....and dont think wrong...
i added images on the corner just for fun...
WORP!
im going to barnes n nobles just for fun tommorow with TWO GIRLS! awsome. ill be the only guy there. but we are just friends, we dont have any sexual or physical relation (PHYSICAL?) in any way =D.
if i dont update tommorow consider me dead. Edit Text

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7/06/07

its just amazing how some people have the perfect timing, and i mean perfect. i usually film my videos in the living room/guest area when my parents are at work and my older bro is asleep for privacy of my videos. well RIGHT when i start the camera my brother decides to come out of his room and sleep on the sofa, a few feet away from the filming area.
damn.
well then, i guess ill have to start TOMMOROW instead of today. i should have start---wait, (i will now change the subject) why is my brother ASLEEP when its 1:00 pm?!?! cmon!! i go to bed LATER than he does! well maybe by a couple of minutes, but STILL! and now he goes BACK to sleep!!!!!!!!!! AUUHHG!
god im bored...
i have a groupp on youtube called sweeper sucks. sweeper10e sucks chalupas, and he should be banned, just like his other 20 accounts.
www.youtube.com/groups/sweepersucks
there are currently no members. sad...considering the amount of people who hate him.
now, lets do Q and A
q. is tripod gay?
a. yes.
q. is lycos gay?
a. if tripod is affiliated with it, then yes.
q. but lycos created tripod...
a. thats why its gay.

in the past, ive made reference to my hatred for tripod. even though the reason isnt that much of a big deal. i hate it because of the lack of space it gives you and the uhh...lack of features, even though it has alot more features than most hosts ive been to.
i suck, i know. Edit Text

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7/6/07

YOU WANT SOME?

too bad you horny fucker.
im in the process of making a video series called...
THE MASKED LOSER
woo it will rock.
thanks to hilary mtz (sonic syn girl) for the name.
in fact, i will start today (its actually the 5th while i am writing this but youll probably read this today) well whatever.
the good thing for me about the videos is it wont have much talking! AND it wont have much of my face!(i look and sound like shit on the camera) its a curse.
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7/5/07

if 4th of july WASNT on wednsday, it would be a whole lot more fun. but everyone had to go home early because 1. they didnt like fireworks and 2. they had to go to work tommorow morning. what a suprise.
i heard someone pop a firework and i thought there house might explode. it was like a machine gun exept 10 times as loud...
anD i learned to NEVER try to get a twig to set on fire on an "SOS" firework becuase i tried and out of nowhere a huge BANG went off and i thought my hand flew right off my arm.
and now im bored. Edit Text

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7/4/07

it's been one year since i played a game that almost literally scarred me for a looonng time.
two years ago during summer i played an online games called "darkness" where you have to escape your house in the firstgame and escape the hospital in the second game.
mother of hell!
it creeped the living shit out of me. i refused to play the game when no one was in the room. and i had BARELY STARTED PLAYING.
the first one was scary as hell, so that WOULD be enough, but to go further to make ANOTHER game that scares you for life is just plain wrong. THE FRIGGIN LIGHTS FLICKER ON AND OFF, which is when the ghost shows up. and it CAN show up EVERYWHERE you go. jesus....ok, this ghost has a paper white face with blood TEARS. i didnt play it for a year, or at least until i showed it to my friend and i played it while i was on the phone talking to him...and to top it all off..well, ill leave you to find out for yourself. if you dont want to play it, email to find out what happens.
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last night i watched these "tool assisted" gamers where they finish games in...un-human timing. super mario 64 in 20 MINUTES. sonic 3 and knuckles (genisis) in 30 MINUTES. jesus. BUT, the way they finish is by finding HUMUNGOUS glitches and bugs in the game to advance in the game. i mean come on, mario was going THROUGH WALLS and finishing the flight of never ending stairs. and on sonic, he played as knuckles and HOLY SHIT. i was amazed. BUTTTTT on some levels, he did something where he skipped the entire level (it would scroll across the entire level without doing anything). if it was actually a glitch, then other then that, that guy is a mother...YEAH A mother. and i saw this comment on youtube where it said, "Your are an idiot". i thought that was kind of funny, becuase i know that the guy was probably amazed.
ALSO
i refuse to do videos that include alot of talking because my voice sounds like crap on them.
oh, right...
merry fourth of july, suckers. Edit Text

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7/3/07

i rarely do daily updates...weird...
but tommorow there will be no update. the next day there will with a possible video of 4th of july.
GAWD DAMN
this asshole keeps ringing my doorbell and banging on the door. we do NOT want to answer it. cant this fucker take a hint that no one is...i mean, that we just..dont want to answer it?
ok, i sound like a girl on camera and on the phone, so i dont blame you if you mistaken me for a lady when i make videos.
...
i want to say more stuff but im out of uhh...words.
...
i need ideas for a stupid video. help me. im bored. besides, i want to make stupid videos. i WANT to.
and witht that, here it goes..
my anus is dirty.
sick, right? IM A BASTARD!
whoa, sorrry. i had one of those donuts filled with pudding. those damn bastards.
ASS WHIPERS!
damnit! i need to stop butt writing WHAT bitch?
wow, i am totally out of character. Edit Text

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7/02/07

it is my sad and unfortunate duty to inform everyone that late last night, my APEX dvd player passed away while playing "mcmahon" dvd. Causes for death are currently unknown. I noticed it was in bad condition when it would repeaditly skip parts of my brand-new, un scratched DVD. then as i put the disc back in the player, it had no responce. it was then that i knew that the DVD player was dead.
and i also have a review about te DVD player that i made a few weeks ago...
i was in the process of making a video of how shitty the dvd player was, but now i will make a video about remembering APEX...
IN OTHER NEWS..
ok, i bet no one here knows who sweeper10e is on Youtube. if you do, you are probably a brock lesner fan or a wrestling fan. and just about on EVERY SINGLE brock lesnar video will be sweeper commenting about how lesnar sucks.
people, if you fight with this guy when commenting, you are also fighting with a man that HAS NO LIFE.
yes, he spends all day looking at literally thousands of comments that say how much sweeper10e sucks balls. and he REPLIES TO THEM ALLLLL. to prove it, look up "ring collapse" on youtube and go to a video where the ring will collpase. look at the comments. i am in the breed of comments (lllforgottenmemoryll) trying to defend myself. this fight with sweeper and this other guy named downfallofyou has gone on for like 5 months..
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7/01/07

holy CRAP!
one month of my summer vacation is ALREADY OVER!!!! well at least 4th of july is in 3 daysHOLY MOLEY that was friggin fast.
i just bought a $600 pyro mechanicism just for the occasion.

seriously, did you believe me?
i should expect more sparklers, bottle rockets, blah blah blah at my house. nothing special. exept for my little cousin's birthday party on the same day, so i have to act like it is special.
but it IS
im going to let people download/copy background desktop pictures that i have on my computer, just for a cool new feeling when you turn it on.
unless they just suck ass. Edit Text

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6/30/07

HTML ROCKS

i just found out alot of codes FOR IT.
so TA DAA!!!
ok im done being stupid. this update was simply made out of boredom. so DEAL WITH IT!!!
i know, i should have learned html a looong time ago. Edit Text

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6/29/07

of course WWF Warzone was all the rage back then, but now with all of these new wrestling games, alot of people will look back at it and think it sucks. unless you think differently.
i was going to do something important but i forgot....
its so rare when i say that. i NEVER have anything important to say.
and DAMN i need to learn to use proper spleling.
spelilng
SPELLNGI
DAMMIT!!!!!
SPELLING!
spelling...
OKAY.
and i never use capitol letters..
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6/28/07

i just felt like updating again.
im right now watching "the insider" for more news on Benoit. i dont really know why im writting this but i am really really bored. add me MSN. dunebug29@hotmil.com.
bleh.
i have my cam quarters in my hand thinking of ideas while typing with my left hand. its kinda hard.
now im clipping my finger nails. a nail hit me on my face and it almost hurt. oh well.
speaking of cameras...
want me to do something stupid and upload it? funny? blah? TELL ME ON MSN OR EMAIL ME! im realy bored!!!
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6/28/07

back to yesterdays update.
ok, if it was roid rage, why did chris benoit kill his wife, wait A DAY to kill his son, and wait a couple of hours to kill himself? NOT ROID RAGE! especially after he puts bibles next to the victims (spelling??)
okok, im going to try and forget about this whole issue. uhg.. Edit Text

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6/27/07

ive heard, like many people, the passing of pro wrestling superstar, Chris Benoit.
and i cant help think if he has turned his back on all of his fans.
first of all, he commits double murder-suicide by killing his wife on friday by asphyxiation, killing his 7 year old son the same way, and then hanging himself in his basement, thus committing suicide.
alot of people know benoit to be a kind, sometimes humorous, yet secretive person. and he was also a huge fan favorite by WWE fans. and know we hear that he kills his family and himself.
but roid rage? being a cause?
I THINK NOT.
placing a bible by each body is NOT part of a rage.
there was a reason, but we wont know for awhile. hopefully i can get over this, because im a major wrestling fan too. i just feel confused.
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6/25/07

OMFG I HATE THIS STUPID...AHG
okay WHOA i gotta calm down. its just that thing where im writing down a loooong update and when i PRESSED THE FUCKIN BACKSPACE BAR IT WENT BACK TO THE PREVIOUS PAGE. oh well.
i WAS going to upload a video but some retard (not me) deleted everyhting. unless he transfered everything to his computer.
so i have nothing to do.
so its time to talk.
ADD ME ON MSN!!!
yeah im that bored just make some stupid comment and it will quickly turn into a..wierd conversation. or whatever.
oh, right.
dunebug29@hotmail.com
just do it.
you know you want to.
if you dont, im gonna moon you.
which brings be to a good point. since its my website, i can do whatever i want with it. and thats a good thing.
oh yeah, i have a story on the stories section. i might put another one later. besides, its only 1:21 PM. well, i know itll be different for other people but THATS WHAT IT SAYS.
ok so whatever.
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6/24/07
GRAND OPENING
and trust me, this ISNT the first time.
videos will be uploaded, comics will be uploaded, stuff will be on here. today. i wont let you wait like i usually do in..other...places.
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HA! i uploaded everything exept reviews which shall be up momenterally (screw spelling)
















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